Feeling too serious? Take a moment to find your new funny name and wear it with humor for the day… Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Clinton’s new name is Poopsie Liverchunks.
Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is an excerpt from achildren’s book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of ProfessorPoopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
| Use
the 3rd letter of your First Name |
Use
the 2nd letter of your Last Name |
Use
the 4th letter of your Last Name |
| Your
NEW first name is… a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa |
The
1st half of your NEW last name… a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = stinker v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = chicken |
The
2nd half of your NEW last name… a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = sniffer q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = biscuits u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x =humperdinck y = brains z = juice |