For the record

FROM ROOSEVELT by Linda Schuster

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   Ya know, lately I can’t see the forest for the trees. I wood if I stopped thinking of life around here as a walk in the proverbial park. But I think it’s understandable considering the environment we hold so deer.
   You really must keep things in perspective. You can’t PINE away the precious hours of the day. If you did that, eventually you would FARM out the future. Who, in this HOMESTEAD, expects a free movie each Saturday night?
   Just look at the expanse of nature around you. CREEKS are not idle. They run. Even chipmunks know enough to borough in their habitat.
   Everyone here is aware of the architectural design of our past. ROOSEVELT contains a PUBLIC SCHOOL of knowledge, however elementary. We have all walked down that path before.
   It is similar to an ARTS PROJECT, by way of illustration. Each resident brings something unique to the pie (a truly DELIcious pie I might add, and the vodka rigatoni is not too shabby either).
   In concert, what do we have? Just another note on the BULLETIN BOARD? I think not.
   Sure, we all experience our share of BUMPS and VALLEYs as we travel down the ROAD. Best to slow down and relax.
   And I, for one, am no politician. (Those of you who are can POST your concerns with the relevant OFFICE.) I have no issue, no potential developments with which to TAX the COUNCIL.
   My motive is simple. Suffice it to say that is only write. FRANKly, don’t you think ELEANOR would have agreed? Too bad we can’t OSCAR.
   Please don’t read between the lines. I’m satired of the people who do that. Historically speaking, that would dissolve all of the FUNd FOR ROOSEVELT! Obviously I’m HUNTING for the right words today. Don’t TRIANGuLatE my position. LAKE it or not, TAMARA you will probably thank me.
Linda Schuster is a freelance writer living in Roosevelt, whose keyboard is on the fritz.