PHASE THREE: Resolutions, predictions for 2005

PHASE THREE By Arnold Bornstein Words of wisdom to ring in the New Year.

   This being the last day of 2004, and me being a pro procrastinator, I have naturally let my New Year’s resolutions go until the last minute or so. However, instead of perpetually attempting to figure out why I’m a postponing pro, I’ve decided to stick with the sneaker slogan, "Just do it!" — but relentlessly.
   I’m currently reading a book by Gordon Livingston, a psychiatrist who lives in Maryland, and its title should provoke thinking in all of us. It’s called, "Too Soon Old, Too Late Smart."
   As a member of the limitless legion of people who still have too many unfilled goals, the book’s title takes on additional significance. While discussing the book with our friend, she noted, "You’d better hurry up!" — in regard of my goals. However, when we commented about her goals, she responded, "It’s on my list."
   The time clock continues its relentless countdown to the two-minute warning, but numerous victories have been scored in the fourth quarter and in overtime. So my primary resolution for 2005 continues to be: Just do it, relentlessly.
   The New Year can have incalculable significance for us, so resolutions can dwindle to being a common tradition that can also be the butt of satire. By the way, a number of you may remember "Predictions of Things to Come," a feature of the late journalist Drew Pearson’s columns and radio broadcasts.
   In any case, what follows are some generalized, alleged resolutions (many of which shouldn’t be taken too seriously) as well as "Predictions of Things to Come" (many of which also shouldn’t be taken too seriously):
   • I’m a diehard New York Jets fan, but the Philadelphia Eagles will win the Super Bowl, either against the Pittsburgh Steelers or the Indianapolis Colts.
   • My exercising — and from hereon the resolutions can apply to whomever — must be a regular regimen, without excuses for putting it off.
   • Jamie Foxx will be a strong contender for the leading actor Oscar for his portrayal of Ray Charles in the movie, "Ray."
   • It’s OK to enjoy a restaurant buffet, but only when you control yourself by eating selectively and not gorging.
   • "Sideways" ill sneak into the contention buzz for a best movie Oscar, but will be swept aside by major productions.
   • It’s good to be assertive, self-assured and forceful in many circumstances, but without being aggressive.
   • The Boston Red Sox will make another appearance in the World Series, but my crystal ball is a little too cloudy to determine their opponents. I’m also a diehard New York Mets fan, and they won’t be in it, but they will surprise and surpass expectations.
   • Drinking is all right as long as you do it socially and control yourself, especially if you’re going to drive.
   • It’s going to be a relatively mild winter.
   • Stop being too critical of other people and more readily accept their flaws, and you’ll find that they don’t bother you as much as you thought.
   • Adequate lighting will not be a priority for New Jersey’s back roads, even if they are relatively heavily used.
   • Make an effort to read more books and watch less television.
   • Most new fashion trends will not linger in popularity.
   • Instantly overcome sudden road rage and always remember that safety trumps over confrontation.
   • People will continue to travel less on their vacations.
   • In Atlantic City, or in Las Vegas or any casino, if the slot machine is cold, don’t keep pouring coins into it figuring that things will change. Try another machine or walk away for another day.
   • Many people will tire of Survivor shows, all-news cable TV, and talk shows.
   • Don’t spar with distant relatives, but play the hand you’re dealt accordingly.
   • Figure that you’re going to have a good year in 2005.
   At any rate, a healthy and happy New Year to All! And as Oprah Winfrey said, "Cheers to a new year and another chance to get it right."
Arnold Bornstein is a resident of Greenbriar at Whittingham in Monroe.