Residents not happy about signs theft

Mark and Ruth Nicolich
West Amwell
    The chronic headaches that began 24 hours after you stole our political candidate support signs will decrease in severity and should abate in seven to 10 days. The dizziness and associated nausea will take a few additional days to diminish. This information is based on claims from the manufacturer.
   Continued or additional contact with these political support signs will reinitialize the symptoms.
   We hope these expressed manifestations have not greatly inconvenienced you. Be sure to contact your doctor if you have a rash lasting more than 36 hours.