Cheers & Jeers

by Damian Holbrook

Cheers to Adam Ruins Everything
for going Hollywood. The premiere of the Adam Conover-hosted truTV treat spilled showbiz tea on red-carpet stylists, reality-TV fakery and awards-show fixes…with an assist from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’s Rachel Bloom!

Jeers to Kelly Dodd
for being a real foul wife of Orange County. Of all the sniping we see on The Real Housewives, nothing prepared us for the horror of hateful O.C. newbie Kelly hurling the worst slur you can say to a woman at Shannon. Suddenly, the New Jersey crew seems sophisticated.

Cheers to The NCIS:New Orleans Cast
for being sweeter than beignets. Scott Bakula and the rest of the crew earn all the beads in the world for taking time off from filming in Louisiana to collect and distribute much-needed items to Baton Rouge’s flood victims.

Jeers to the VMA’s
for poor scheduling. By slotting Britney’s overhyped, lip-synched performance after that blazing, mic-dropping tour-de-force by Beyonce, the low-rated kudofest basically set up the Queen to royally screw Spears out of her big “comeback.”