by Damian Holbrook
Cheers to Megyn Kelly
for taking a bite out of Mike Huckabee’s fishy analogy. After the former Arkansas governor said presidential candidate Donald Trump was like “the vulgar, salty” hero Quint from Jaws, Fox News’ bemused anchor gave him the hook by pointing out that Quint was actually eaten by the shark in the film.
Cheers to Martha Raddatz
for moderating like a boss. Anderson Cooper brought the star power, but the sharp ABC News reporter brought the heat to both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump during the second presidential debate, keeping them on topic and cutting ’em off when needed.
Jeers to Mary J. Blige
for that strange serenade. Yeah, there’s Trump’s leaked audio. But Mary J. Blige singing at Hillary Clinton during a chat about police brutality on her Apple Music show still gets our vote for biggest “WTF?” of the election cycle so far.
Jeers to The Real Housewives
for being outdone. Between their copious lies, hacks, attack ads and unending insults, both presidential nominees are making the table-flipping, weave-yanking mean girls of Bravo seem downright functional.