by Damian Holbrook
Cheers to New Girl
for Fox-ing around. Even though she’s back for just a handful of episodes, Megan Fox (left, with Zooey Deschanel) has us wishing she’d move in full-time since her Reagan is the only one who tells these weirdos what’s up.
Cheers to The Bachelor
for rehabbing Nick Viall. After two failed runs on The Bachelorette and a stay on Bachelor in Paradise, the ex-bad boy is baring his softer side as he takes one more shot at true love. We doubt he’ll find it, but hey, we never thought he’d ditch those awful scarves either.
Jeers to Don Lemon
for working out his issues on the air. New Year’s Eve in New Orleans can wreck the best of us. But, buddy, piercing your ear, admitting you suck at relationships and drinking like a frat boy on national TV? This is CNN, not MTV.
Jeers to NCIS
for its sad twist. Our hearts broke with Bishop (Emily Wickersham) after her translator beau, Qasim (Rafi Silver, with Wickersham), was gunned down by a goon working for terrorist-sponsor Kai Chen … who had better get what’s coming to him soon.