HILLSBOROUGH: There’s a virus in the White House

To the editor:

A strange virus has invaded the White House. Its victims have been afflicted with a definitive memory loss.

Perhaps the most affected is Attorney General Jeff Sessions. He cannot even remember where and with whom he sat around a table within the last few months. His usual answer to any questions is: “I have no recollection of that.”

Jared Kushner may have been infected by the virus as well. However, he does not even respond to questions in public so we do not know the extent of his affliction.

Tweets show that President Trump’s brain is functional in its own fashion but does not necessarily have an effect on the truthfulness of the answer. That may be the end result of a different virus.

Amadeo d’Adamo, Jr.

Hillsborough