by Damian Holbrook
Cheers to A Million Little Things
for scoring one big move. ABC’s freshman hit, starring (from left) David Giuntoli, James Roday and Romany Malco will relocate to the plush post—Grey’s Anatomy slot when it returns Jan. 17, giving Thursdays a double dose of soaps about likable people making terrible life choices.
Jeers to The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
for being all over the place. And time. Prime Video’s showcase for the delightful Rachel Brosnahan (pictured) takes place in the 1950s, but they used tunes by the Go-Go’s and David Bowie last year, and Season 2 opened with “Just Leave Everything to Me” from 1969’s Hello, Dolly! Oy, we’re confused!
Jeers to Riverdale Parents.
Hiram (Mark Consuelos, pictured) had daughter Veronica arrested, Alice (Madchen Amick) wanted nuns to drug her kid Betty, and even good-guy Fred (Luke Perry) has let son Archie skip weeks of school (albeit to hide from Hiram). No wonder their kids are so messed up!
Cheers to Nailed it!
for cooking up the perfect holiday treat. Netflix’s gut-busting kitchen competition returned with a fresh batch of baking fails that brought down the (gingerbread) house and had us wanting to spend every Christmas with hilarious host Nicole Byer (pictured). Sleigh, queen!