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Student tries his hand at sports writing!
New York Knicks By:NiE Jason Barry Grade: 7 Dr.Nelson John Witherspoon The New York Knicks By Jason Barry The New York Knicks are a championship ball club with excellent potenial.They have shooting , ball handleing , shot blocking , and excellent defense . They just recently had a record of holding teams under 100 for…
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Instructions for Consumers
Some authentic labels found on consumer goods On a Sear’s hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Gee that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special.) On a bar of Dial soap:…
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Henrietta Nutt
HAMILTON Henrietta K. Nutt, 72, of Hamilton Square died Friday, June 15, at St. Francis Medical Center, Trenton. Born in Trenton, she was a lifelong area resident. Mrs. Nutt retired in 1989 after 23 years as a secretary for the state Public Employment Relations Commission and had been a secretary for Joseph M. Roebling.…
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Actual Newspaper Headlines
From inadvertent political intrique to various medical mysteries Pastor Tim Inadvertent political intrique: British Union Finds Dwarves In Short Supply Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands Reagan Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead Rough justice: Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant Arson Suspect Is Held In Massachusetts…
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Charles Vinch
Charles A. Vinch, 73, died Saturday, June 16, at home. Born in Trenton, he lived in Lawrenceville 48 years. Mr. Vinch succeeded his father, Joseph Vinch, in 1970 as owner of J. Vinch & Sons Inc. Mr. Vinch continued to run the operation along with his four sons for 31 years. His father had founded…
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The Perfect Job Application
This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment and they hired him! NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock…
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Township camps offer trips
EAST WINDSOR – Great trips combine with outstanding supervision to make travel camps an excellent option for youngsters looking for something to do this summer, East Windsor Township Recreation Director Eric Schubiger said. By: Michael Arges EAST WINDSOR – Great trips combine with outstanding supervision to make travel camps an excellent option for youngsters looking…
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Conversions for the New Millennium
Tired of trying to convert from meters to miles, liters to quarts or even analog to digital? Try these! Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond…
